The lights are on, but nobody's home

Everyone's favorite celebutante sashayed her into Geekland yesterday, making an ass of herself yet again. Arriving late to her photo opp at the Electronic Entertainment Expo, she apologized to the crowd and said how excited she was to be promoting her new cell phone videogame DIAMONDQUEST. Within seconds, the crowd witnessed a horde of marketing exec's heads explode. The game is actually called PARIS HILTON'S JEWEL JAM.

The sad thing is, none of this is an act. She's really that dumnb.