Bubble Boy Blue

Freakazoid street magician David Blaine was pulled unconscious from his oversized snowglobe two minutes shy of breaking the world breath-holding record. His diving trainer is taking the blame for the early pullout, saying Blaine would have climaxed the event and emerged unscathed; well, except for damage to his liver and kidneys. Let's see: buried alive, frozen in ice, submerged underwater... maybe next time he can release himself to the vacuum of outer space.