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09 May 2006

Harvey buys a used K.I.T.T.


Another Glen Larson '80s property is being brought back from the dead. This time, Harvey and Bob Weinstein are behind the wheel of KNIGHT RIDER, the delectably cheesy action series fronted by Baywatch beefcake David Hasselhoff. Larson himself will write the script. Let's face it, you know this is going to be bad. For every Mission Impossible there are ten Dukes of Hazzards. Let's put a moratorium on television adaptations before we wind up a gritty, urban retelling of What's Happening starring 50 cent, Ja Rule, a CGI Tupak, and Lil' Kim as Dee.

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