Medical Emergency on Wisteria Lane

Desperate Housewife Teri Hatcher suffered a scratched cornea Tuesday, when a light bulb exploded on the set of the ABC power series. "I was taken to a wonderful eye doctor, and am now wearing a most glamorous eye patch over the right half of my face," Hatcher said. Perhaps Susan was a pirate wench in a former life? Run with that one, Marc Cherry.